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“It would save trouble if we didn’t need a separate one for me, right? I don’t mind! What if I need a hand fixin’ my outfit or somethin’ too? I mean, that’s what girls do, right? Zip each other up and fix each other’s hair? I can do that too! It’ll be fun! And you girls can talk about cute boys and get my opinions on guy stuff too, y’know? I’ve got a girl cousin, but she’s really more like a sister, so I’ve got loads of experience with ‘girl talk’! You can totally open up to me!”

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♕ { Well... As convenient as that may be, would it not be indecent for you to watch us strip down to our underclothes, catching us at our most vulnerable states? Take no offense, but as royalty, I must be chaste as long as I can help it. I'm afraid revealing my body to my employer would be far too indulgent in taboo, would it not be? However, I am available for any 'girl talk' you would like to go over any time you like. }

© OCTOMOOSEY