i pray to the moon for guidance

♕ { I. I am in the computer lab and am fairly certain I heard either a duck quacking or a chair...

Tue, 09 Dec 2014 09:12:05 -0500

♕ { I. I am in the computer lab and am fairly certain I heard either a duck quacking or a chair squeaking in the weirdest way possible. My money's on the duck. }

scoringpitches: - “Hah? What- no! I’m not the one that wants girl talk! I just meant, like,...

Mon, 08 Dec 2014 09:14:46 -0500

scoringpitches:

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“Hah? What- no! I’m not the one that wants girl talk! I just meant, like, if you…”

"Swing and miss, huh? Forget it. We’ll figure out rooms later, cross that bridge when we get to it. It’s totally possible they got ones for all of us anyway. We’re gettin’ way ahead of ourselves here- we still need more instruments before we need to bother with dressin’ rooms.”

♕ { Swing and miss...? Er, disregarding that, yes, we do need to focus on instruments. We'd need, if I am correct in saying this: Guitars, a drumset, a bass guitar, and possibly a keyboard... And we would need to assign melody and rhythm guitars. All string instruments would need to be electric, too... Isn't that right? }

Mon, 08 Dec 2014 09:12:18 -0500

Who was this woman again- oh right yes. The princess Sonia. He had been so engaged with thoughts concerning another woman he had almost forgotten.

“No need to be so formal towards me, Miss Sonia. Simply ‘Dio’ will suffice. Some spiced cider would be nice to try- I do not think I have had any for quite some time.”

peggingwithstyles: protecting black girls means protecting trans black girls and fat black girls...

Mon, 08 Dec 2014 08:54:06 -0500

peggingwithstyles:

protecting black girls means protecting trans black girls and fat black girls and black girls that aren’t heterosexual or monogamous and black girls with short kinky hair not just skinny cis black girls with curly hair and light skin that you tryna wife up

Sun, 07 Dec 2014 20:59:03 -0500

Who was this woman again- oh right yes. The princess Sonia. He had been so engaged with thoughts concerning another woman he had almost forgotten.

“No need to be so formal towards me, Miss Sonia. Simply ‘Dio’ will suffice. Some spiced cider would be nice to try- I do not think I have had any for quite some time.”

Send me ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe!

Sun, 07 Dec 2014 20:33:29 -0500

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

Fri, 05 Dec 2014 11:47:13 -0500

zoeyrph:

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [ NAME HERE ] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

breedinggenocide: Tagged by: no one Repost this and tag ten people you want to get to know...

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 10:32:16 -0500

breedinggenocide:

Tagged by: no one

Repost this and tag ten people you want to get to know better.

Name: Ana

Nicknames: Sonia, Leon, mainly all the fictionkin i identify with

Birthday: July 25th

Gender: Genderfluid, mainly female

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Favorite color: Lillac!!!

Time and date at current moment: 9:29AM, 12/4/2014

Average hours of sleep: 7 hrs weekdays, 12+ weekends/holidays

Lucky Number: 9

Last thing I googled: how to open chat in google docs

First word that comes to mind: Does it have to be English? First thing I think of is よかった.

One place that makes me happy: My room

How many blankets I sleep under: 2

Favorite Fictional Character: dont do this to me

Book: Coraline

Animation: dont ask this either

TV Show: The Office

Favorite Beverage: RC Cola

Favorite Food: Pierogi

Last movie I’ve seen in cinemas: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Dream Holiday: Japan. its been my dream since middle school stfu

Dream Wedding: hmmm… themed after the movie Anastasia tbh. childhood movie it is my Whole childhood

Dream Job: Band Director or a Coroner

Tagging: idk um. idk just do it if u want

Reblog this if you've ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 10:00:19 -0500

zeldalovexd:

lordelgay:

I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

Literally had one three days ago

netsusnow: - "That's like saying you're a horse, because of your lengthy, luxurious mane!" "Well,...

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 09:31:45 -0500

netsusnow:

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"That's like saying you're a horse, because of your lengthy, luxurious mane!"

"Well, at least T-Rex's are cool! This is fine!"

♕ { A horse? Nonsense! If anything, my porcelain skin and flaxen mane reveal I'm just a unicorn without a horn! I can fix that fact if I only had the cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels! }

♕ { And I'm fine with being a hornless unicorn supervising a T-Rex! This is fine, indeed! }

scoringpitches: - “It would save trouble if we didn’t need a separate one for me, right? I...

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 09:20:02 -0500

scoringpitches:

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“It would save trouble if we didn’t need a separate one for me, right? I don’t mind! What if I need a hand fixin’ my outfit or somethin’ too? I mean, that’s what girls do, right? Zip each other up and fix each other’s hair? I can do that too! It’ll be fun! And you girls can talk about cute boys and get my opinions on guy stuff too, y’know? I’ve got a girl cousin, but she’s really more like a sister, so I’ve got loads of experience with ‘girl talk’! You can totally open up to me!”

♕ { Well... As convenient as that may be, would it not be indecent for you to watch us strip down to our underclothes, catching us at our most vulnerable states? Take no offense, but as royalty, I must be chaste as long as I can help it. I'm afraid revealing my body to my employer would be far too indulgent in taboo, would it not be? However, I am available for any 'girl talk' you would like to go over any time you like. }

netsusnow replied to your post:♕ { I like to think of myself as the school… I’M NOT A...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 10:22:42 -0500

netsusnow replied to your post:♕ { I like to think of myself as the school…

I’M NOT A DINOSAUR.

♕ { Suuure you're not, mister very-loud-and-aggressive-with-sharp-teeth! You're like a humanized Tyrannosaurus Rex, little brother! }

♕ { I like to think of myself as the school Dinosaur Supervisor. And Ishida is the only dinosaur. I...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 10:16:10 -0500

♕ { I like to think of myself as the school Dinosaur Supervisor. And Ishida is the only dinosaur. I do a much better job than that Phil Tippett fucker. }

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 10:11:54 -0500

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 09:49:33 -0500

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?" Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they'll have to answer honestly.

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 09:35:36 -0500

the-write-ideas:

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♕ { Tea is a wonderful thing, especially Orange Blossom tea. }

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 09:35:22 -0500

♕ { Tea is a wonderful thing, especially Orange Blossom tea. }

The first transgender suicide hotline in the US

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 09:25:04 -0500

transphysics:

For the first time, there is a hotline in the US that is staffed entirely by transgender people, to serve transgender people. Everyone in the trans community needs to be spreading this around. Lives could be saved.

You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: the best part about DJ roomba...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 09:19:38 -0500

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER

harbingerofcookies: literally-the-best-onii-chan: I love when anime girls do the anime girl...

Tue, 02 Dec 2014 09:18:58 -0500

harbingerofcookies:

literally-the-best-onii-chan:

I love when anime girls do the anime girl thing.