netsusnow:

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"That's like saying you're a horse, because of your lengthy, luxurious mane!"

"Well, at least T-Rex's are cool! This is fine!"


♕ { A horse? Nonsense! If anything, my porcelain skin and flaxen mane reveal I'm just a unicorn without a horn! I can fix that fact if I only had the cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels! }

♕ { And I'm fine with being a hornless unicorn supervising a T-Rex! This is fine, indeed! }

I’M NOT A DINOSAUR.

♕ { Suuure you're not, mister very-loud-and-aggressive-with-sharp-teeth! You're like a humanized Tyrannosaurus Rex, little brother! }